sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

(Source: sofiajonze, via dontbeanassbutt)

bitch-pudding:

myspcefamous2012:

the breakfast club isnt even about breakfast 

you could have at least said spoiler alert

(Source: cooldragonboy4000, via dontbeanassbutt)

 Honest Marvel logos... I had to. xx

(Source: lokibilly, via dontbeanassbutt)

Ferguson from my TL- August 18 (2/3)

teachertiger:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

can Lisa and Ben be on for a surprise paternity test?

^^ that comment made me die

teachertiger:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

can Lisa and Ben be on for a surprise paternity test?

^^ that comment made me die

(Source: stayclassysupernatural, via dancing-baby-groot)

heckvevo:

oh my

heckvevo:

oh my

(Source: consumeconsume, via heyfunniest)

ahunterneedshiswingman:

therearenofuckingurlsleft:

I like how Jared fumbles long enough to compensate Jensen’s extra movements and synchronise the flips.

And now I can’t stop watching this. It’s like a ballet. A manly, manly ballet.

(Source: marilynmay, via timtampon)

Barely Legal Pawn feat. Bryan Cranston, Aaron Paul and Julia Louis-Dreyfus

(Source: bryancranston, via kingshezza)

(Source: teen-wolf)

"Because of another woman named Maddy.
The woman she loved.”

(Source: stydiaislove)